(Source: theamericankid, via pizza)
but where is the fic where captain kirk and captain america and captain jack harkness and captain jack sparrow and captain planet and captain hook and robin williams’s character from dead poets society get together once a month to drink captain morgan while they eat captain crunch
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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(Source: percychased, via heyriordan)
obama looking at my blog
Obama looking at the American debt
Obama looking at your selfie
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Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
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